In the U.S., May is National Pet Month. In honor of this, please enjoy this poem:
I have a pet; his name is Stick; He doesn’t drool, bite or lick. He’s a rescue pet; I’m not a liar; He was about to be thrown on a fire. I don’t have to spend money on grooming or feed; And he goes where I tell him without a lead. His maintenance doesn’t cost a dime, But the neighbors don’t like him—he “barks” all the time!
Copyright © 2021 Brandon Ellrich
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4 thoughts on “My “Pet””
Haha! This is so clever! My kind of pet 😉 You need to publish a book of your poetry, Brandon.
This is a great poem my friend!!!
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Sorry it has taken so long to reply. I took a long break from the blog. Thank you!